Bone Scan

You guessed it!  

Another trip downtown, 

Another scan.

This time, it wasn't raining, and I didn't have to face rush hour.  

The drive was much better.

My tech for the bone scan was awesome.  

The nurse who accessed my port did a great job,

thanks to that x-ray I now show everyone.  

This is the one they inject me with "plutonium."  

("I'm sure plutonium is available at every drugstore,

but in 1955, it's a little hard to come by!"

Then, I waited and waited for this special sauce to go all through my body.  

I waited long enough in the office, 

and then went to get lunch and walk around outside for some Vitamin D.  

The scan took the longest of them all, but was the easiest by far.